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“Does opening this emergency door make my butt look big? All I want to do is save lives. I’d also really like to nail the woman in 18C.”
-Mesa Airlines CRJ700 rev. Sept 01, 2008

“Does opening this emergency door make my butt look big? All I want to do is save lives. I’d also really like to nail the woman in 18C.”

-Mesa Airlines CRJ700 rev. Sept 01, 2008

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