Watch out for creepy men checking out you and your daughter’s tushies while riding the escalator.
Amtrak Pacific Surfliner (c) 2000
(safety isn’t just for airplanes!)
art comes in forms other than print. this is long, but worth watching. be safe!
choose wisely.
-Delta Airlines Boeing 757-200 rev. July 2009
“come on in, son! the water is great!”
“but dad! there is an alien right behind you!!”
-Southwest Airlines 737 rev. December 2009
“weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
-Delta Airlines MD90 rev. January 2011
Don’t smoke with a mustache. It could catch on fire.
-Mesa Airlines CRJ700 rev. Sept 01, 2008
“I said no peeking Billy. Cheater. Like your mother.”
-Delta Airlines MD90 rev. January 2011
“The party starts NOW!”
-Delta Airlines Boeing 757-200 rev. July 2009
Tip 1: Ladies are not impressed with your tobacco habit.
Santa Barbara Airlines B767-300 rev. May 1, 2009
![“I always wanted to be in the mile-high club.”
-Iceland Air Boeing 757-200 [no revision date]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydyjbzl0M1rnd2qbo1_1280.jpg)
“I always wanted to be in the mile-high club.”
-Iceland Air Boeing 757-200 [no revision date]
“Does opening this emergency door make my butt look big? All I want to do is save lives. I’d also really like to nail the woman in 18C.”
-Mesa Airlines CRJ700 rev. Sept 01, 2008
“My body was put together so wrong. My legs, my arms, my eyes, my jawline. Yet, I don’t really fear the impact. This is my moment.”
-Republic Airlines Embraer 190 rev. July 21, 2009
new caption via Jenna: “Did my seat belt just get tighter? Nope, I’m just happy to see you.”
“I’m just gonna sit here, faceless, and tighten my belt. If you know what I’m saying.”
-Mesa Airlines CRJ700 rev. Sept 01, 2008
